51 DAYS
51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the...
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...