Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...