Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....