A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...