blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....