Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!