Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...