Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...