Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...