Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!