What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Looking to buy
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Only once
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Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...