I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...