Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...