The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...