Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...