Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...