OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...