Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.