Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...