Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.