Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...