Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...