Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!