Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.