Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...