Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...