Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....