Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...