Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...