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Backward Santa
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The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
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Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
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Defining Confusion!
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Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.