Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...