How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...