Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!