Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...