Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...