Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...