Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...