Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...