spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...