What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...