Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...