You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.