The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Embarrassing moments
Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...