Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...