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Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
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10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
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Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...