Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...