Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!