Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...