Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...