Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...