What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...