Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...